The Reviewing Technique

So you've seen the reviews, what do they mean?

The albums are reviewed based on a scale of one to five. One being the worst, five being the best.
The following is a breakdown of each of those levels:

ONE-
This album is not good at all. Don't even waste your time listening to it, your ears might bleed from hearing the suckage that is this album. Don't even pirate it, it's not worth your bandwidth.

TWO-
This album could have been good. It had all the right moves, but there was more wrong than there was good. I don't suggest a purchase, but if you are curious it is worth a listen. This album was lacking in many different portions, but was not the worst I've ever heard.

THREE-
This album is pretty decent. It has some songs that are more filler than thriller, but the album as a whole is average. I suggest a purchase only for fans of the band, but as for newcomers, they may not be quite as satisfied.

FOUR-
This album rocked. Fans and newcomers alike will enjoy this album. This is what all albums strive to be. Many good moments throughout with little filler and a lot of passion. This album is worth a purchase.

FIVE-
An amazing album from start to finish. Perfect in every conceivable way. Not only worth a purchase, but maybe worth selling your soul to acquire. Every song breathes life into the album, flawless and a great characterization of the band. This is reserved for the very best.